Let me start by saying this vacuum shocked me. The first time I ran it over my 'clean' mattress, the dust sensor turned bright red showing 78% contamination. After a few passes? Green light at 3%. Mind. Blown.

The 13Kpa suction is no joke - it yanked out grayish clumps of dust from my supposedly fresh-washed sheets. That 130°F heating function? You can literally feel the warmth sanitizing as you glide. Perfect for my allergy-prone kid's bed.

PROS: The 16ft cord is a game-changer (no more outlet hopping). The dual-canister system means I can vacuum my king bed without stopping to empty. The UV light gives me peace of mind against microbes.

CONS: At 5.5lbs, my arms get tired after doing multiple beds. The ultrasonic tick noise takes getting used to (sounds like a geiger counter). The dust % indicator sometimes fluctuates oddly on thick rugs.

Real talk - this isn't just for beds. I've used it on car seats (removed years of snack crumbs), antique tapestries (so much historic dust!), and even my cat's favorite armchair. That 'disgusting but satisfying' moment when you empty the canisters? Priceless.

Tip: Go slow on upholstery - the powerful suction once caught my loose throw pillow seam. Also, the heating function only activates when flat against surfaces (safety feature).

For pet owners? Worth every penny. My golden retriever's bed now gets vacuumed weekly - the amount of hair it extracts is embarrassing. The included tool attachments make crevice cleaning effortless.

Final verdict: While pricey, this multi-functional beast delivers hospital-level cleaning. My sinuses have never been happier. Just wish it came in a cordless version for stairs!