Okay, I wasn’t expecting to be this obsessed with a lamp, but here we are. The Astro Atelier in matte black is *chef’s kiss*. First off, the industrial design is so crisp—it’s like the James Bond of desk lamps. Minimalist but with serious presence.
The weight? HEAVY (in the best way). The base feels like it could survive a tornado, and the aluminum shade adjusts smoother than my excuses for buying it. No wobbly nonsense here. Plus, the satin finish? *Chefs kiss again*—no fingerprints, just vibes.
Assembly took less time than microwaving popcorn. Two parts, one bolt, done. The 3.2m cord is long enough to snake around my chaotic desk setup, and the inline switch is weirdly satisfying to click. Pro tip: Pair it with a warm LED bulb (not included) for ~ambience~.
Also, shoutout to Astro for the 3-year guarantee. I don’t plan on breaking it (this thing’s a tank), but it’s nice to know they stand by their stuff. Already eyeing their bedside lamps—RIP my wallet.
TL;DR: If your desk needs a glow-up (literally), this lamp’s worth every penny. 10/10 would recommend to enemies (but I won’t, because I want to keep it all to myself).