Okay, so I’ve been using this BOUSTISE cream for about 6 weeks now, and here’s the tea—no magic boob fairy yet, but my skin feels AMAZING. Like, softer than a baby alpaca. The scent is kinda earthy (think fancy herbal tea), but it fades fast.

I was skeptical AF after reading mixed reviews, but the ingredients list won me over—organic CO2 extracts? GMP-certified lab? Sign me up. It absorbs super quick, no sticky residue, just a slight tingle that makes me feel like it’s ~doing something~.

Now, the big question: did I grow a cup size? Nope. But my post-breastfeeding pancake situation? Definitely firmer and more even-toned. My partner even complimented the ‘glow’ (lol).

Pro tip: Massage it in like you mean it—I do 1-minute circles while watching Netflix. Bonus: hands look plumped too (accidental win!).

Verdict: Not a miracle worker, but a solid skincare multitasker. Would repurchase for the firming alone, but manage those ‘bust enhancement’ expectations!