Let’s talk about the Clarks Emily2 Braley—a bootie that’s equal parts chic and divisive. The almond toe and stacked block heel had me at hello, but the real test was slipping them on. The side zipper? Genius for quick wear, but oh boy, the toe box drama is real.

First wear: I strutted around my apartment like I owned a coffee shop in Brooklyn. The grippy rubber sole kept me steady, and the ruched detailing got compliments. But after 30 minutes, my pinky toe started staging a protest. If you have even slightly wide feet (like me), size up or opt for the wide width—trust me.

Here’s the irony: Clarks usually nails comfort. My old pair lasted five years! These feel thinner, like they sacrificed leather quality for trendiness. I’m torn because they *look* premium with jeans, but that early toe squeeze? Not cute. Pro tip: Break them in at home before committing to a full day out.

The heel height (not too tall, not too flat) is Goldilocks-perfect for errands or dates. But if your feet are ‘angry’ as one reviewer put it, tread carefully. For now, they’re my ‘short-outing’ boots—stylish hostages with a 2-hour comfort limit.