Let me tell you, I was skeptical about the 'ridiculously long-lasting scent' claim at first. But after using Old Spice Krakengard for a week? I'm a believer. That citrusy-legendary fragrance clings to your skin like it's got something to prove.

The first time I used it after gym, I expected the usual 'clean for 2 hours then back to human smell' routine. Nope. Even after my afternoon meetings, coworkers kept asking what cologne I was wearing. Joke's on them - it was just my shower game leveling up.

Pro tip: This stuff lathers like a dream with a loofah. Used it for shaving too (don't judge) and zero irritation. My girlfriend - who normally complains about strong scents - actually sniffed my shoulder and said 'whatever that is, keep using it.' High praise coming from someone who makes me change shirts if my deodorant is too perfumey.

Only downside? The bottles arrived looking like they'd been in a minor wrestling match with some leakage. But considering each one lasts forever and the price beats buying individually at Walmart, I'll let that slide. Plus, smelling like manly bubblegum (weird description but accurate) is worth a little packaging drama.

Final verdict: If you want to smell clean without respraying cologne every 3 hours, this 4-pack is your new shower squad MVP.