Okay, so I've been wearing this swim tee for a few weeks now, and here's the tea: it's legit amazing. First off, as a shorter guy (5'3" squad where you at?), finding clothes that don't make me look like I'm drowning in fabric is a struggle. But this? Perfect slim fit - hugs my shoulders just right without feeling like a sausage casing.

The fabric feels like magic - soft but somehow doesn't wrinkle? I've literally rolled it up in my beach bag for hours and it still looks fresh. Plus, that UPF 50 protection is no joke. Went snorkeling in Mexico and came back looking like a normal human instead of a lobster.

Pro tip: The black one dries crazy fast after swimming. Like, by the time I walk from the shore to my beach chair, it's already halfway dry. And can we talk about how it hides my 'quarantine belly' while still looking stylish? 10/10 would recommend to anyone who wants to look decent while avoiding skin cancer.

Bonus points: Survived both spaghetti sauce AND coffee spills (I'm messy, okay?). Just rinsed it in the sink and good as new. Already bought two more colors because at this price? Absolute steal.