Okay, let me start by saying this bra is a GAME CHANGER for my lazy days. The fabric feels like a soft cloud hug, and I totally get why some reviewers wear it to bed. Moisture-wicking? Yes, please – no more swampy bra situations in this Florida heat.

Sizing is... interesting. I’m usually a 36C, and the Medium fit me like a glove (pre-2022 at least). But heads up – Hanes did a sneaky size shift! Now my old Medium is an XL?! Pro tip: check recent reviews before ordering because this bra’s playing musical chairs with sizes.

The front strap clasp looks like it was designed by someone who failed Physics 101. It’s this weird little snap that somehow holds everything together through sheer willpower. Mine only betrayed me once mid-grocery run – not cool, clasp, not cool.

Washing confession: I absolutely machine wash/dry these on high heat because #lazy. They’ve held up surprisingly well except for some pilling that makes them look like they have bra acne after a few months. Not sexy, but still comfy!

Final verdict? This is my go-to for WFH days when I want to feel ‘dressed’ without actually wearing a real bra. Just maybe keep a sweater handy in case the physics-defying clasp decides to quit its job unexpectedly.