Okay, let's be real - I bought canned water. Like, intentionally. And I'd do it again.

The first sip feels like drinking from a mountain stream if that stream came in a badass aluminum can that looks like it belongs in a metalhead's fridge. That initial 'crack-hiss' when opening is weirdly satisfying for something that's literally just water.

Is it ridiculously priced? Absolutely. Do I feel fancy drinking it? You bet. My coworkers keep asking if I'm drinking beer at my desk, which is hilarious until HR gets involved.

Pro tip: throw a can in the freezer for 20 minutes - it stays cold forever and tastes extra crisp. Also makes you feel like you're getting your money's worth when each sip feels like an ~experience~.

Would I recommend this to someone who thinks bottled water is a scam? No. Will I keep buying it because the cans make me feel cool? 100%.